Mount Zomb-more Shows us History Zombified!

Imagine what America would have been like if some of its greatest presidents had been Zombies! In Zombmerica humans would be harvested as a food source and used as labor slaves much like Zombies are used as labor slaves in Haiti today!

Ever wonder what the these presidents would have looked like? Wonder no more my fine fellow fiends! Our friends over at neatoshop.com can hook you up with quite the functional work of Zombie art with its Zombie Mount Rushmore!

For only $29.95 you can own this insanely unique Key and Letter holder that is sure to be the talk of your office and force visitors to do a double-take every time! The website listed these bullet point features:

-Wall mount letter and key holder
-Zombified version of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Teddy Roosevelt and Abraham Lincoln
-Holds your mail and magazines
-4 brass key hooks
-Easily mount to walls with two finish nails (not included)
-Fantastic details – handcrafted by local artisans
-Material: tough urethane resin
-Unique: no two are exactly alike – painted details may vary as these are hand painted
-Size: 12″ x 6″ x 2″ (30 cm x 15 cm x 5 cm)

We really couldn’t agree more! The detail in this thing is sick and as you can see above, the “letter holder” portion actually fits one of your favorite Zombie Survival Essential books easily and the hooks can be used to hold your safety glasses (to avoid contaminated blood splatter from Zombie slaying)!

Forget giving this thing as a gift, you need this for yourself. Be selfish. When the Zombie Apocalypse happens you won’t be worried about getting stuff for your friends so why not start looking out for #1 right now?!

Aw, who are we kidding these things are so cool, you might as well get one for you and one for a friend… unless you really like that person… then consider the ZOMBIE BOTTLE OPENER!

This wicked little guy is only $12.97 which is an insanely low price in this reviewer’s humble opinion. Made of the same urethane resin as Mt. Zombmore (as I’ve lovingly come to call it) and a steel opener, this functional little piece of fun looks like its been specifically designed to make your friends drool with envy at your next stop to the bar or party! He’s a sickly green color with an exposed brain and naked little butt.

No worries parents, the Zombie may be naked but he/she/it is not 100% anatomically correct so you can put off that odd conversation with Junior about how baby zombies are made (its through a bite or scratch if you are wondering, Junior) for another day.

Its a good thing these little guys are inexpensive because you’ll probably want to buy a few for when your jerk friends get their sticky little fingers on yours!

As always, we will continue to strive to bring you the newest, coolest, and craziest Zombie stuff out there! Stay tuned to ZZN for more reviews, news and all things Zombie you can use!