Maryland “Ghoul” Eats Roommate’s Brain and Heart

Alexander Kinyua, 21, has been dubbed by many “The Maryland Ghoul” after he admitted to killing his roommate Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie, 37, dismembering him and eating his heart and brain.

Kinyua’s brother reported to their father that he had found two tins in the basement containing severed hands and a head. When the father went to investigate, the remains were missing and Kinyua was cleaning the tins.

Police reported to the scene with a search warrant after Kinyua reported Agyei-Kodie missing and told them about his other son’s discovery. There they found the body parts on the main floor of the house, at which time Kinyua admitted to killing his friend and told police they would find the rest of the body in a dumpster a few blocks away. The police followed his lead and did in fact find said body. Kinuya confessed to consuming the man’s heart and part of his brain but gave no reason for his actions.

We at ZZN follow cases of Cannibalism very closely as we firmly believe it truly is “Better Safe Than Zombie” and that it is only a matter of time before the start of the Zombie Apocalypse. We investigate the incidents to see if there is a chance that those who commit the crimes are actually Zombies so that we may report them to you. We have come to the conclusion that Kinyua is not a Zombie for several reasons. First, Kinyua exhibits logic and communication skills. Second, he attempted (if even only for a brief time) to cover his tracks and hide evidence. And finally, he did not attack other members of the household.

We cannot help but be reminded of a case in Milwaukee not-so-very-long-ago of a man named Jeffery Dahmer who not only consumed victims, but was accused of pouring acid into their skulls in an effort to actually create zombies.

With the recent incident in Miami and now this, it is concerning that the cases of cannibalism being reported is on the rise. As one reader wisely put it: “I’m keeping my eyes on the news and my hand on my .45!”

Remember, our best weapon against the Living Dead is knowledge so always be sure you know all the facts of a story before assuming the Zombie Apocalypse is upon us!

Stay tuned to ZZN for more information on this and other Zombie Reports as new information unfolds!