Karaoke Party: Zombie Style!

Unless you are a natural born Rock Star, it takes some real Testicular Fortitude to stand up and do Karaoke if you are a dude. So you’re at the bar and your girl wants you to get up and sing “your song” to her, but the boys are there and you really don’t want to make a fool of yourself… what ever are you to do?

You reach in your pocket and pull out your trusty copy of Every Zombie Eats Somebody Sometime: A Book of Zombie Love Songs, That’s what! What’s that you say? You don’t own a copy of “Everybody Eats Somebody Sometime”?

First off, what is wrong with you? Second, We’re kidding. It’s not your fault you didn’t know about this epic masterpiece from the brilliantly twisted minds that brought you Jack and Jill Went up to Kill and New York Times Bestseller “Its Beginning to Look A lot Like Zombies”!

To break it down, the book takes all of the history’s best love songs and Zombifies them into twisted tales from the heart that will make even the most cold heart beat again!

Don’t believe us? Check out this re-mastered version of a true classic that EVERY WOMAN swoons over:

You’re the One That I Chomp
Sung to the tune of “You’re the One That I Want”
Him: In the Hills.
We’re multiplyin’.
And have lost all losin ‘control.
‘Cause the virus
We’re supplyin’,
It’s undeadafyin!
Her: I better eat up,
‘Cause I need a brain
And my heart is set to chew.
You better wake up;
You better reanimate
For my heart it must be chewed.
Him: Nothin’left, nothin ‘left for me to chew.
Both: You’re the one that I chomp.
(You are the one I want), o,o, oo, Zombie.
The one that I chomp.
(You are the one I chomp, chomp), o,o,oo, Zombie.
The one that I chomp.
(You are the one I want want), o,o, ooooo,
My Zombie needs.
Oh, yes I bleed.
Her: If you’re filled
With intestines,
You’re too eager to slay
Reanimate in my direction.
Peel your way.
Him: I better eat up,
‘Cause I need a brain
Her: I need a brain
That can keep me dead inside.
Him: I better eat up
If I’m gonna chew
You better chew
Love of brains is justified.
Him: Oh, I’m sure?
Both: Oh, I’m sure down deep inside.
You’re the one that I chomp.
(You are the one I chomp chomp), o, o, oo, Zombie.
The one that I chomp.
(You are the one I chomp chomp), o,o,oo, Zombie.
The one that I chomp.
(You are the one I chomp),o, o, oo
The brains I need.
Oh, yes I’m freed.

This is just one of many amazing beautiful master-pieces (pun fully intended)! The songs alone are enough to make you and your friends the life of any Karaoke Party, but the bonus treat is the wicked artwork of Jeff Weigel on every other page, true to the style of the other two Spradlin Zombie books! The Undead versions of The Beatles, Buddy Holly and even Elvis (The King Zombie Himself) help sell the sick love fest.

Now, we at ZZN realize that Thanksgiving is just around the corner, but it is never too early to pick up that Valentines day gift for the one you love and start practicing so you can sing from your soul, while you still have one!

Look at this way, if the Zombpocalypse does happen in December, it will be nice to know you can still sing to your love even after they become a member of the Walking Dead!