Are Zombies Real? Yes/NO/ Not Yet... Watch and learn! I did a two and a half hour seminar on Zombie Survival in Victor, Iowa on 6/15/13 and taught kids how its always "Better Safe Than Zombie!" … [Read more...]
Picking Brains with Wednesday Lee Friday: Natalie Hernandez and Elvis Quintero
Regular readers surely know by now that I dig Zombie Hunter. Nathan Greene is a cute-as-a-button redneck who also happens to be the finest zombie killer north (or south, for that matter) of the Mason-Dixon line. The new season just dropped, and it's everything fans want it to be: bloody, hilarious, and emphatically NSFW. Zombie Hunter Season Two—why wouldn't you subscribe? ZZN spoke with writer/director Jesse Dedman where he laid out his vision for the show. Today we pick the brains of lead actor Elvis Quintero, and new cast member Natalie Hernandez. … [Read more...]
Maryland “Ghoul” Eats Roommate’s Brain and Heart
Alexander Kinyua, 21, has been dubbed by many "The Maryland Ghoul" after he admitted to killing his roommate Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie, 37, dismembering him and eating his heart and brain. Kinyua's brother reported to their father that he had found two tins in the basement containing severed hands and a head. When the father went to investigate, the remains were missing and Kinyua was cleaning the tins. Police reported to the scene with a search warrant after Kinyua reported Agyei-Kodie missing and told them about his other son's discovery. There they found the … [Read more...]
“Zombie” Reports Pour in From Around America
In Florida, a naked man ate another man's face. In Northern California, a naked MMA fighter cut out his friend's heart and ate it while he was still alive. In Texas, a woman woman ate the toes, face, and brain of her three week old infant son. In New Jersey, a man stabbed himself 50 times before throwing his intestines at police. In the Chicago area an elderly Chinese immigrant kills his wife and consumes part of her arm. The end of days may come sooner than we think as "Zombies" seem to be everywhere. Ever alert to the impending Zombie threat, we at ZZN take the … [Read more...]
UPDATES on the Rudy Eugene and Ronald Poppo “Miami Zombie” Case
As 65 year-old homeless man Ronald Poppo relaxed in the shades of a palm tree on the Biscayne Boulevard off-ramp in Miami, Fl on Saturday he was approached by a naked Rudy Eugene. The Horrific events that followed left Eugene dead and Poppo fighting for his life. For almost eighteen minutes Eugene savagely pummeled, beat, and eventually consumed 75% of the face of Poppo before a police officer identified as Jose Rivera arrived to end the attack and Eugene's life. In the time it took for the attack to happen, at least three bicyclists rode past the two bloody men. … [Read more...]
“Bath Salts”: The Zombie Creating Drug?
Rudy Eugene, the man who has become known as "The Miami Zombie" may have been high on a street drug by the name of "Bath Salts" when he attacked his unidentified victim. Though experts say that the effects of Bath Salts are similar to those of cocaine or methamphetamine highs but possibly much more dangerous, could they be enough to give someone "Zombie-like" symptoms? Possibly. That depends on how you define a Zombie. When dealing with "The Living Dead", there are three different distinct types of Zombies: The first is the classic Voodoo Zombie. Voodoo … [Read more...]
New Witness Provides Insight in Miami “Zombie” Attack
Over the weekend we at ZZN brought you up-to-date information on the bizarre "Miami Zombie Case" as it unfolded. Today a new witness came forth to a Miami News Station with statements on what he saw. What you are about to read is gruesome, gory, and may be considered offensive to some readers. Discretion is advised. A man by the name of Larry Vega came forward to WSVN-TV in Miami. He said that he was riding his bicycle off the MacArthur Causeway on Saturday when he witnessed the attack that has swept the nation as a possible Zombie Attack. "He was ripping into … [Read more...]
Miami Police Issue Statements on “Zombie Attack”
Police have been slow to provide any information on what many are calling a Zombie Attack that took place yesterday in Miami, Fl as a naked man attempted to eat the face of another in broad day light. After nearly a full day, Miami Police have issued a few statements regarding the attack and have asked for help from anyone who may have witnessed the attacks. Miami Police spokesman Javier Ortiz has issued the following statements over the last twenty-four hours: "As with all active investigations, there are many details that cannot be discussed until we … [Read more...]
New Video of Florida “Zombie” Attack
The surveillance video footage from the Miami Harold building showing the reported "Zombie Attack" in Miami has been released. Yesterday around 2pm an officer was forced to stop a man from eating another man's face on an off ramp out side the Miami Harold Building. It took several shots fired from the officer's service pistol to stop the attacker from eating his victim. The original video which is over 7 minutes long, shows the officer arriving on the scene, getting out of his car, being visually taken back by whatever it was he saw, then drawing his weapon. … [Read more...]
Plausible Zombie Attack Reported in Miami, Fl
The Zombie Apocalypse is quite possibly legitimately upon us. In Miami, Florida a naked man attacked another man by attempting to eat his face. The suspected "Zombie" is dead and his victim is in the hospital. 5.28.12 UPDATE: According to a CBS Miami article new gruesome details have emerged about the assault: "Armando Aguilar, who heads the local chapter of the Fraternal Order of Police, said he has spoken with the officer who responded. Aguilar said the officer saw what the man was doing, and ordered him to stop. He said the man growled at the officer, and … [Read more...]
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