>Bam-Bam-Bam< “Let me in, ya freaks!” “Doctor Curdle, I’m scared! Mr. Living Corpse is very angry with me.” “You think, Squee? I’m pretty sure he said he’d kill us both if he ever saw us again. All you had to do was stay off his radar, but noooo…” “Ah, you mean like how you made frenemies with the Permuted Press people and tried to turn Seattle into zombietown?” “Touché, my little friend. And all YOU did was zombify the mailman to make a new undead buddy. It wasn’t your fault he ran away and starting eating all the … [Read more...]
Zombie Pull Box: Week of January 25 – Featuring The Walking Dead #93
“Welcome to the crypt, kiddies – come on in!” “Wow, that’s a sweet new flatscreen Doc! What is that, a 52-inch screen? I bet the picture on this thing is pretty darn…” “Wait, don’t turn that on!” “Ummm, why is there a giant arm reaching out of the TV trying to strangle Johnny?” “Oh, just the usual – we were complaining about how expensive it would be to get cable installed through the graveyard, and Squee called up Doctor Muerto. The next thing you know, Squee comes back with a “free TV” spell that imbecile gave him…and … [Read more...]
Zombie Pull Box: December 21 – Featuring Dark Horse Presents #7
>Ding-dong!< “Happy holidays, Doc – we’re here for…” >SLAM!!< “Jenny, what’s the big idea?! Is the Doc in there, or what?” “Yeah, Johnny – he’s in there all right. He’s playing cards with the Krampus, so I’m really in no hurry to get inside!” “Okay, I’ll bite…what the frick is a Krampus?” “He’s that big, hairy dude that works with Santa - the one that eats kids if they’ve been bad!” “C’mon, we’ll be fine! I’m sure he’s off duty right now…” >Creeeeeak< “Oh, there you are … [Read more...]
Zombie Pull Box: December 14 – Featuring Zombies vs. Cheerleaders #4
“Squee…SQUEE!! Why is there a video of me in a thong on the interweb?! Oh god…he made it look like I’m dancing with that Bieber kid!” “Ummm, it looks like Doctor Muerto put that up on the Youtubes.” “I can see THAT! What I mean is, how did he get this footage? The only time I dance like that is around here.” “Oh, well…when Doc Muerto comes over for visits, sometimes he likes to watch our home movies. Last time, he asked if he could take some home to be watching.” “So, with all the hostility from our Permuted Press video last week, … [Read more...]
Zombie Pull Box: November 30 – Featuring Last Zombie: Inferno #5 and Doc Bizarre
*Knock-knock* “Doc? Squee? Is anyone home?” “Oh, childrens…Squee is SO happy to see you! Please, give us huggings…” “Aw, Squee – we missed you too, buddy. Ummm…but could you stop humping my leg now?” “So sorry, Miss Jenny! I got too excited. Come, the Doctor is in the other parlor with your funnybooks…” *Creeeeak* “Doc! Oh, MAN it’s good to have you back! How the hell did you guys escape the military goons?” “Oh, that’s a good one! The whole time, they were grilling us about where I was hiding the rest of the zombie … [Read more...]
Zombie Pull Box: November 23 – Ft. Jesus Hates Zombies: JKL Volume 2
Doctor Curdle and Squee are still away on a forced military vacation - here's another letter from the Dear Scabby mailbag... Dear Scabby: Is it true that Roman Dirge’s Lenore is going to be late again? I’m jonesing for some undead cuteness…and I hear that this time he’s late ‘cause he burned off his pecker trying to have sex with a bowl of hot grease?! Say it ain’t so… Impatient from Idaho. Dear Impatient: While the book may be coming out late, he didn’t burn off his naughty bits – the story being circulated is that he burned his hands in a … [Read more...]
Zombie Pull Box: November 16 – Featuring Living Corpse: Exhumed #4
Unfortunately, Doctor Curdle and Squee have been detained in an undisclosed military base to review some video footage of their recent “practical jokes” at ZomBcon. Letters from the Dear Scabby mailbag will be taking the place of their intros until they return… Dear Scabby: My family can’t afford insurance, so when my son had a cut on his arm that wouldn’t heal, my cousin recommended a local herbalist. He was very kind and put on a poultice that completely closed the wound in two days. But now my boy…has been laying eggs. And that’s not the most … [Read more...]



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