George A. Romero has long been considered the Godfather of the modern Zombie, but what does this mean for new blood like Robert Kirkman? Any true Zombiphile will tell you that George A. Romero has always been admired as the one man responsible for bringing the modern Zombie to mainstream entertainment. Who wouldn't respect the guy who brought us "Night of the Living Dead" and "Dawn of the Dead" along with a huge resume of other "...of the Dead" titles? The man merged a social commantary about consumerism and our deepest fears of our loved ones returning from the … [Read more...]
New Years Resolution for 2013: Survive the Zombpocalypse!

Looks like 12-21-12 did NOT mark the start of the Zed Uprising... or did it? You've seen shows like "Doomsday Preppers" and read books like "The Zombie Autopsies" and even witnessed the sure sign of the end times: Not one but TWO crappy Resident Evil Games in a single year! All this and people still refuse to admit that the Zombie Apocalypse is still not coming?! We here at ZZN choose to take another approach, and it would seem that so do the respected people at The Discovery Channel! While others choose selfishly to swear off chocolate and in vain to shed … [Read more...]
The 5 Billion Dollar Zombie
What was thought to be a fad, is harder to kill than Fidel Castro, and was worth $5 Billion to the United States Economy alone last year? Facebook? No. Google? No. Justin Bieber? God we hope not. If you answered "The Zombie Genre" (either because you already knew or were smart and read the title of this article) then you win a billion-gazillion points (worth absolutely nothing but bragging rights)! That's right boils and ghouls- from movies, books, comics, television shows, bizarre gifts, and games to a restaurant in Des Moines, recent mainstream news, and even … [Read more...]
CDC and Harvard Doctor Schlozman Say ‘No’ to Zombies
The Centers for Disease Control needs to get its message straight. This week the CDC released a statement saying that Zombies are not, nor will they be real so forget the Zombie Apocalypse. Harvard Doc and resident ZZN Zombologist Dr. Steve Schlozman released a similar statement. "In the cold room at the University, we had a cadaver, a cadaver from which all limbs had been amputated. Some time early this morning, it opened its eyes and began to move its trunk. It was dead, but it opened its eyes and tried to move!"- Dr. Schloz.... oh wait... that was Dr. Grimes … [Read more...]
Maryland “Ghoul” Eats Roommate’s Brain and Heart
Alexander Kinyua, 21, has been dubbed by many "The Maryland Ghoul" after he admitted to killing his roommate Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie, 37, dismembering him and eating his heart and brain. Kinyua's brother reported to their father that he had found two tins in the basement containing severed hands and a head. When the father went to investigate, the remains were missing and Kinyua was cleaning the tins. Police reported to the scene with a search warrant after Kinyua reported Agyei-Kodie missing and told them about his other son's discovery. There they found the … [Read more...]
“Zombie” Reports Pour in From Around America
In Florida, a naked man ate another man's face. In Northern California, a naked MMA fighter cut out his friend's heart and ate it while he was still alive. In Texas, a woman woman ate the toes, face, and brain of her three week old infant son. In New Jersey, a man stabbed himself 50 times before throwing his intestines at police. In the Chicago area an elderly Chinese immigrant kills his wife and consumes part of her arm. The end of days may come sooner than we think as "Zombies" seem to be everywhere. Ever alert to the impending Zombie threat, we at ZZN take the … [Read more...]
UPDATES on the Rudy Eugene and Ronald Poppo “Miami Zombie” Case
As 65 year-old homeless man Ronald Poppo relaxed in the shades of a palm tree on the Biscayne Boulevard off-ramp in Miami, Fl on Saturday he was approached by a naked Rudy Eugene. The Horrific events that followed left Eugene dead and Poppo fighting for his life. For almost eighteen minutes Eugene savagely pummeled, beat, and eventually consumed 75% of the face of Poppo before a police officer identified as Jose Rivera arrived to end the attack and Eugene's life. In the time it took for the attack to happen, at least three bicyclists rode past the two bloody men. … [Read more...]
“Bath Salts”: The Zombie Creating Drug?
Rudy Eugene, the man who has become known as "The Miami Zombie" may have been high on a street drug by the name of "Bath Salts" when he attacked his unidentified victim. Though experts say that the effects of Bath Salts are similar to those of cocaine or methamphetamine highs but possibly much more dangerous, could they be enough to give someone "Zombie-like" symptoms? Possibly. That depends on how you define a Zombie. When dealing with "The Living Dead", there are three different distinct types of Zombies: The first is the classic Voodoo Zombie. Voodoo … [Read more...]
New Witness Provides Insight in Miami “Zombie” Attack
Over the weekend we at ZZN brought you up-to-date information on the bizarre "Miami Zombie Case" as it unfolded. Today a new witness came forth to a Miami News Station with statements on what he saw. What you are about to read is gruesome, gory, and may be considered offensive to some readers. Discretion is advised. A man by the name of Larry Vega came forward to WSVN-TV in Miami. He said that he was riding his bicycle off the MacArthur Causeway on Saturday when he witnessed the attack that has swept the nation as a possible Zombie Attack. "He was ripping into … [Read more...]
Miami Police Issue Statements on “Zombie Attack”
Police have been slow to provide any information on what many are calling a Zombie Attack that took place yesterday in Miami, Fl as a naked man attempted to eat the face of another in broad day light. After nearly a full day, Miami Police have issued a few statements regarding the attack and have asked for help from anyone who may have witnessed the attacks. Miami Police spokesman Javier Ortiz has issued the following statements over the last twenty-four hours: "As with all active investigations, there are many details that cannot be discussed until we … [Read more...]




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